1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
my life is over now
My mind is blown
And there goes my sanity
(Source: youjustrealized)
are we going to ignore the fact that this guy
who in one incarnation was raised by a tree
cannot hold the tree pose.
I guess he forgot his roots.
did you just
IF YOUR HEART DIDN’T SHATTER INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS WHEN THAT LAST LINE WAS SAID YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.
I watched this the other week and i started crying my eyes out.
See. It’s not fair. They took Goofy, who even in GOOF TROOP was still just overly silly and meant for splapstick, and they give Goofy real world fatherhood problems. And to this DAY I will still mist up for this scene.
(Source: lumineon)
Hey… For the record, I like Eugene Fitzherbert much better than Flynn Rider.
wow can I just talk about this moment right here
it’s just that it’s always tugged at my heartstrings that he felt the need to make up a completely new façade for himself in order to try and let go of the harshness of his childhood
who would care for poor little orphan Eugene Fitzherbert
so he went on and reinvented himself, but ended up losing himself along the way
and then this girl, this girl who hasn’t known him for two days comes and genuinely tells him what people who probably knew him for years couldn’t tell him
and that’s probably what he craved for the most in the end, just utter and genuine acceptance
and so Rapunzel brought little Eugene back out of Flynn Rider
blueeyesthatburnlikecigarettes:
#NINE PLEASE COVER UP#MAYBE THAT’S OKAY ON GALLIFREY#BUT HERE ON EARTH WE HAVE SOME DECENCY#YOU DIRTY DOCTOR
#AAAHHHH#NINE#YOU CAN’T WALK AROUND NAKED LIKE THAT#THERE ARE CHILDREN NEARBY
You missed a real chance to call it Doctor Screw, there…
Did I hear someone say Doctor Screw?
EVEN DOCTOR SCREW IS WEARING A LEATHER JACKET NINE YOU ARE SO FUCKIN NAKED
(Source: erisasteri)
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
I swear to God if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police.
Learn it, live it, love it!!! Want this as a shirt >_<